3-Legged Chicken

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3-Legged Chicken

Post by Pete » Mon Nov 19, 2018 5:23 pm

I was driving along and this three legged chicken passed me in the fast lane and then got in front of me. It kept slowing down and speeding up every time I tried to pass it...... all of a sudden it got off the exit. I followed it because I had never seen a three legged chicken before.

The chicken turned off into a little farm house and disappeared but there was a farmer was standing there and I asked him if he saw a three legged chicken.

The farmer said yeah we raise three legged chickens here because I like the drumstick, my wife likes the drumstick, and when our little boy got old enough to feed himself he likes the drumstick also. Instead of having to kill two chickens for dinner I started breeding three legged chickens.

I asked him how do they taste and he said I don't know I've never been able to catch one
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