A security guard told me to step aside because...

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A security guard told me to step aside because...

Post by pete » Sun Jul 09, 2023 10:37 am

....I was blocking a fire exit.

As if I wasn't going to run if a fire broke out.

If you are flammable and have two working legs, you are never blocking a fire exit

--Mitch Hedberg

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