I heard a rumor that a high school buddy had turned gay

[pete]

...so I called him.

I said, "Joey are you gay?"

Joey: "Damn straight!"

So I still don't know

[Chester Cheesewright]

...so I called him.

I said, "Joey are you gay?"

Joey: "Damn straight!"

So I still don't know

► I never heard of a gay student in junior high or high school

And it was the same in college

But thinking on it now, I'd say that was most un-likely

There had to be some